Warning: Names are funny!

This post is a warning to all those would-be Tamilian mothers and fathers. The issue is serious and after 15 or so years, if you don't pay heed to what I'm going to say, you'll look seriously funny.

Think of the names given to the kids today. The North Indian influence is so much so that the names like Ramakrishnans, Narayanans, Prabhakarans, and Sampaths have given way to names like Rahul, Rohit, Amit, Abhishek, Arun, etc. There is a serious repercussion to this because, we Tamilians, generally don't have last names or sur names. Our father's name is the surname in our passports. Think what will happen if a Rahul grows to 25 and fathers a son named Rohit (the fad for these names don't seem to die in the near future). What will be the name of the kid in his school or in the passport? "Rohit Rahul".

The kid will definitely attract strange looks and may be further questioning from North Indians who may ask the kid for his full name again. His passport might be denied citing that full name was not given! Now that some of us put father's name first and our name next, like "N Prabhakar" or "Narayanan Prabhakar", his friends might be confused as to which one was his first name. And instead of calling him, they could well be calling his father!

There are 2 ways to stop this problem, which is set to create a widespread discontentment.

1) Use traditional names for your kids
I don't agree that these are sanskrit names and should be embraced by one and all. No, these are not. These don't follow the rules of samskrutham. If I've to add, these names are 'urdu'ised sanskrit names! If you really wanted a sanskrit name, you wouldn't name your kid as Abhishek. Instead you would name him 'Abhishekam'! Does that sound good? I know it doesn't! But Abhishekam in Sanskrit is neutral gender. So, we can call him "Abhishekaha" to make it masculine and even more funnier! Now, take your pick.

2) If you insist that you'll only give such fancy names, insist that his full name wouldn't expand (that his surname will be only one character!)

My first video on the roads of Hyderabad

Here's the link to it:


I know its amateurish but still...

Train travel

It was a smashing train journey this time from Hyderabad to Madras on the Hyderabad Express. Much of this happened during the sleeper class journey from Hyderabad. And before I get into the travails, it’ll be a crime if I don’t mention IRCTC, which has made most of my journeys happy and sound. The online booking is a fantastic boon for lazy bums like me who considers even visiting a website by typing the URL and logging in is a waste of time! But yes, I take the pain to do that because that’s the only pain in the whole process of booking tickets. I always print the e-tickets because I don’t have to worry about losing the tickets as I can print them again whenever I need. The only concern I have with IRCTC is that it’ll book the tickets even if I don’t get my preferred berth, which nowadays is usually side lower.

Alright, let’s come back to my journey. The start of the journey itself was fantastic because as soon as the train started moving from the Secunderabad station, one middle-aged thin dude started pulling the chain to stop the train. When we co-passengers asked him why he was doing that, he replied saying, “inkaa maavaaru kondharu raalEdhandi.” (Meaning someone else is yet to join him – in Telugu). Whew, this was the first time I’m seeing someone pull the chain. The thought of pulling a railway chain is orgasmic! It gives immense power – that of being able to stop a mass of moving metal that weighs more than a few hundred tones. The poor hapless soul was not able to pull it completely, I reckon. I wanted to help him but was scared of the “up to 6 months imprisonment for pulling the chain without proper reason” thing. The trained seemed to slow down for a while but started picking up the pace soon after. And the man was not to be found after that!

After a little while two guys on their way to Guntur got into my compartment/aisle. They had already watched the movie Shivaji in Telugu. The conversation between them and the TTE (Train Ticket Examiner) soon turned to Shivaji. The TTE was apparently pissed off with Rajini’s remarks on the current political system in Andhra Pradesh and how he wanted to change it. He was apparently annoyed that Rajinikanth said those things when a powerful hero like Pavan Kalyan didn’t say like that! What, Pavan kalyan is a mass hero? That should be news to me (He happens to be the younger brother of Chiranjeevi and his looks/personality are, well, yuck). But I kept mum and just kept smiling at the developments!J Soon, one of the two guys going to Guntur told the TTE that I’m a Chennai-gaadu and that the TTE should be a bit careful about throwing tantrums on Rajinikanth. TTE turned to me and immediately changed his locus standi. He acknowledged Rajini is a good actor and that 2 songs – godaavari teeram and sunlight – are really good! Well, so far so good. The TTE again started accusing Rajini’s colour and compared it with the co-starrer, Shriya. Well, the whole world knows about Rajini’s colour, which is one of his attractions. I told them that I’m visiting Madras to watch the movie in Tamil. They were a bit shocked and the TTE moved away for a long while! J Whoa, good fun. (It’s an entirely different story that I still didn’t manage to get tickets to watch the movie of my lifetime – which could change if Rajinikanth acts in one more movie).

The train approached Nalgonda and an old man in his late 50s got in to the train. It turned out that he had booked his tickets from Hyderabad but got in only at Nalgonda about 70-80 kilometres away. When the TTE enquired, he replied saying that he missed his train and that he drove down to Nalgonda in a car and boarded the train; and he sported a winning smile while saying that. This is crazy, at best!

It was raining buckets the whole journey back to Madras. I was pleasantly surprised when I found that stepping into Madras is not really such a bad experience (which is usually the case due to the horrible weather). Singaarach Chennai was great – the phrase really fit the city this time!

And now, I’m leaving back for Hyderabad in a 2^nd AC coach. Though the linen, pillows, AC, etc make my journey comfortable, I miss the sheer variety of people and the stinking toilets. The toilets are so clean in this coach integrated with First Class, I don’t feel like I’m travelling in a train in India.

Aanandham 'Bru'vudan Aarambam...*

TV is a powerful visual medium and the Tamil channels (or for that matter any channel that hosts soap operas) are a real waste of time. As a person interested in the advertisement world, I derive satisfaction only from the ads that are sometimes refreshing. No, I'm not talking about the 'padhinaalu muppaththonnu pyorea palpodi, bale bale palpodi' type of ads but the ones that are short, sweet, targeted, and visually arresting. One of them that I liked recently is the 'Bru' ad.

The husband returns home and asks for "Coffee?". The wife makes some coffee and shares it with her husband and then she hits upon an idea and pours some coffee into a mini-cup and passes it on to her husband. Her husband says, "Really?" and then the wife blushes! Sweet, Very Sweet indeed! This is totally warm if you consider the countless no. of ways the same message is conveyed in Indian movies. There's a stereotype to this in Indian movies. Husband comes to know of this fact thru the wife or someone else and comes rushing home and then asks something close to "really?" in a very artificial tone and then either sheds 'aanandhak kanneer**' as if he has achieved something or starts a duet. I like this ad because it's so natural & spontaneous and packs in a complete romantic story in about 15 seconds, so typical of a good ad.

*(Aanandham 'Bru'vudan Aarambam = Happiness starts with Bru)
**(aanandhak kanneer = "tears of joy" in Tamil)

Anyways... shall we forget dis?

I'm strongly opinionated and I get easily annoyed on certain things like bad traffic manners and bad use of English grammar. Let me start with the disclaimer that I'm no God in English grammar but pick up stuff if someone points out my mistake. In this globalized world, it's very important that we speak English as close to the native speakers as possible - both in terms of syntax and semantics.

This time, my grouse is on the usage of 'anyway'. This is one of the most abused English word in India. 'Anyways' is wrong. It's plain wrong to say anyways. The adjective any qualifies a singular noun, not a plural.

Do the following words sound correct to you?
Any people
Any nations

Or, do these sound correct to you?
Any one
Any nation

Then, why do you use 'Anyways'?

While the usage of 'Anyways' is a more sophisticated syntax error, relatively speaking, the use of 'da' for 'the' and 'dat' for 'that' by the teens of today is plain stupidity. What energy do you save by not typing one extra character? It doesn't make you look "cool" but it definitely makes you look foolish in front of a native speaker. Anywez, please consider changing for da better!!